I was walking around in a clothing store the other day minding my own business. It was pretty crowded with children of all ages. Somebody must have been handing out some balloons. It is a good idea in theory until they become weapons. I was walking by some cute 5 or 6 year old who had a nice blue balloon. When I walked by he wacked me in the face with it. He took it and aimed it at my face and hit me with it. After I got free of the balloon I looked at the child's face to see him staring expressionless at me. I don't know how he wanted me to respond but I laughed really hard. I suppose I should have gotten my own and hit him in the face.