Jake and I have decided to get rid of our old alarm clocks. The reason is because we have a new one. It is a cute little woodpecker. He has chosen our home to be it's favorite place in the entire world to peck on early in the morning and at dusk. There are a couple of things that are wrong with this:
1. It is not cool to wake up to something pecking really loud around the perimeter of the apartment. We get up and bang on the window and open the shade and he just choses another wall to go and peck.
2. It is not good for the building. It is not made to allow several peckings.
3. We were planning a steakout with Lucas and a pellet gun to take care of it, but apparently it is illegal. We will have to try some other strategies.
9 years ago
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Living in the hole there were always a flock of birds... squack squack squack until I opened up the window and yelled shad up
Hey, why don't you just announce to the whole world that we are going to ILLEGALLY shoot a woodpecker.
Adam
Did you ever actually look out your window... I'm pretty sure that squack squack was coming from Harmony.
Yeah I hear they are scared of those giant blowup Santa's too.
With a few more pieces of lawn decor, you may not have to worry about visitors either.
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